σορτ στορις αλλουνου,απο εμενα

poppy was sick of jack leaving her to rot every fucking day
she took the car keys and swallowed up a spermie from the sweet box.'i'm off' she said.
jack didn't reply.he had just received another email by the phone company,asking him to participate in a survey that would help them provide better service.by doing so he would automatically enter the competicion to win a free scooter.Jack loved scooters.

Inevitably,this priest had to continue working beyond the grave,as the mormon church was understaffed and there was no law against dead priests practicing their duties.his paycheck was received daily by his brother,eric.

Nadia and her friend Michelle were tired of waiting for the perfect guy.They decided to start rubbing their tits together while covered in warm milk and get rid of some tension while exploring new horizons.Vaginas can too be fun,writes nadia in her journal.

She is a free woman,doing what she knows best,lost in the smurf village revisited.I miss my days there but i will not kill her.

This is a list of all the places where its prohibited to light a fake fire in the UK.The british laws have once again suprised the public with their extravagance and proven their incompetency.The people are furious and spitting out their tea to manifestate their opposition to this ridiculous belief.I am opposed to this,and will not raise my kids in this cesspool.

Here we see a woman that got what she deserved,and more!

undecisive on what to wear tonight,lilly started walking up and down the room.she had her period and was feeling quite edgy.
A white outfit could do the difference but would she risk the slightest bloodstain?
'the tampons cannot be trusted' she thought and started biting her nails.'being a woman is tough'.
Her friend mary had dropped by earlier that day to lend her a pair of shoes and have a little catch up.
Lilly though mary to be her good friend,but didnt know that she had been banging her ex boyfriend on the side for many years.They once did it on an enlarged picture of lilly's graduation day and left sweatmarks all over it,turning it into a beautiful work of art.
Lilly would never of course see this masterpiece,if mary was hoping to stay in her good books.'being a woman is tough' thought mary on her way out of lilly's apartment.
As dog days passed,lilly was starting to forget about that friday that marked her life forever.


the right lane was full of people and the left lane occupied by buses.what was to happen to this fully grown man,unable to start moving in this swamp of dickheads?


an axe is an axe and while you cook you can pretend it's a knife,but know that it isn't,even though they are both so beautiful.